Warrant Canary Warrant Canary 2022-01-04

[Give Her The D]

I may or may not do something to Demonrats in Minecraft.

 

[Inspector Gadget]

Brown Bricks

 

[C_____ J______]

同志们早上好，现在是 4 月透明度报告的时间.
由于经济原因，论坛已出售给光荣的中国共产党. 我们和蔼英俊的领导人习近平将带路. 请注意，您在此处发布的帖子可能会影响您的社会信用评分。直接向可耻、信用评分低、浪费空间的 @obese neckbeard sneasel 提出任何问题

 

[Cuckold]

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As we all know, shitposting is serious business, so I'm going to start writing a warrant canary just in case SIGSEGV gets the feds sicced on us.

As of January 4 2022, 12:52:00 (GMT+1, Central European Time),

* Lolcow.org has never recieved a takedown notification under Title II of the Digital Millenium Copyright Act.

* Lolcow.org has recieved zero enforceable requests from law enforcement for user data.

* Lolcow.org has recieved zero enforceable requests from law enforcement to take down content.

* Lolcow.org has recieved zero gag orders or national security letters under the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act from law enforcement .

Lolcow.org's currently active mirrors are:
* https://www.lolcow.org (uses Cloudflare CDN, registered to easyDNS)
* http://xksj5wxh42eotfx32h75rmt3o5cxwdgky6ytaruwrp3wnnbhnssdjnyd.onion/ (Tor hidden service version of the site)

Lolcow.org currently has the following alternate domains which may be used for mirrors in the future:
* lolcow.su
* lolcow.ru
* lolcow.top
* lolcow.pub
* lolcow.link

The GPG key for official Lolcow.org communications can be found at https://www.lolcow.org/gpg.txt or http://xksj5wxh42eotfx32h75rmt3o5cxwdgky6ytaruwrp3wnnbhnssdjnyd.onion/gpg.txt

Love,
Cocker

Latest Bitcoin block hash: 00000000000000000006553d1cdeb3d7139da50a473c615aeb39d4894f302193
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Wtf when did I post this

 

[C_____ J______]

Wtf when did I post this

January 4 2022, 12:52:00 (GMT+1, Central European Time), can you not read?

 

[Cuckold]

January 4 2022, 12:52:00 (GMT+1, Central European Time), can you not read?

i cna't

 

[C_____ J______]

i cna't

Sorry I forgot that you're an ignorant petrol huffing abbo. Please excuse my microaggression.

 

[Cuckold]

Sorry I forgot that you're an ignorant petrol huffing abbo. Please excuse my microaggression.

Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of me huffing all the expensive russian oil from your car

 

[cunnylord420]

jdanks hasn't bumped this thread yet
but I will

 

[flake]

jdanks