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josh kiwifarms fanfic thread - getting better each post

Buck Breaker

the biggest niggerposter since 1865
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i'll start

josh was ooperating kiwifarms when suddenly some guy called "XxX_N1GG4R-K1Ll_XxX" doxxed his face and josh was leaking precum
 

Bad Gateway

King Simp
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One day, Joshua Conner Moon, known as "Null" online, pooperator of Kiwifarms and Ethan Ralph a-log, was jerking off to neko shota when he noticed that some meanies online were calling him a pedophile. All because he liked to cum to animated pornography of little boys being raped. Everywhere he looked he saw pedo accusations flying around. Even on his OWN WEBSITES. But, those little boys weren't raped. They weren't even real! How could something DRAWN ever be bad? This is literally the Taliban Nazis. Clearly, this injustice could not stand. With a lukewarm load dribbling down the front of his gaming chair, Null let his small mangled weiner droop back onto his tighty whities as he began to angrily type:

"We have laws covering photorealistic renderings of children and we have laws protecting real children from sexual exploitation via artistic representations. We do not need more laws banning cartoons or text.

We have a cartel selling children into sex in basically every large city in America and every small town in the south west. I could not possibly be compelled to care about this at all. I absolutely do not trust any sort of censorship committee to figure out how to differentiate between drawn pornography of an adult woman and a child (because face it all Japs look like children until they're 40). Anyone who clutches pearls are fags and the rationalization that there is some sort of lolicon -> child rapist gateway has absolutely zero evidence to back that up.

It's like all the pornography addicts on Gab pretending to be born-again Christians crusading against pornography now because they can't handle it and they have problems. Fuck off."
 

World Wide Web Wyyzrd

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On day,
One day, Joshua Conner Moon, known as "Null" online, pooperator of Kiwifarms and Ethan Ralph a-log, was jerking off to neko shota when he noticed that some meanies online were calling him a pedophile. All because he liked to cum to animated pornography of little boys being raped. Everywhere he looked he saw pedo accusations flying around. Even on his OWN WEBSITES. But, those little boys weren't raped. They weren't even real! How could something DRAWN ever be bad? This is literally the Taliban Nazis. Clearly, this injustice could not stand. With a lukewarm load dribbling down the front of his gaming chair, Null let his small mangled weiner droop back onto his tighty whities as he began to angrily type:

"We have laws covering photorealistic renderings of children and we have laws protecting real children from sexual exploitation via artistic representations. We do not need more laws banning cartoons or text.

We have a cartel selling children into sex in basically every large city in America and every small town in the south west. I could not possibly be compelled to care about this at all. I absolutely do not trust any sort of censorship committee to figure out how to differentiate between drawn pornography of an adult woman and a child (because face it all Japs look like children until they're 40). Anyone who clutches pearls are fags and the rationalization that there is some sort of lolicon -> child rapist gateway has absolutely zero evidence to back that up.

It's like all the pornography addicts on Gab pretending to be born-again Christians crusading against pornography now because they can't handle it and they have problems. Fuck off."
So, @Null, why did you separate yourself from Dick Masterson again?
 

Dagit

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This is a fictional story. Any archive links to evidence are plots by Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt, Ethan Ralph and Isabella Loretta Janke to frame Josh out of jealous of his manly manliness. In real life no one would be sick and dumb enough to do this stuff.

One day Joshy woshy was very upsetty wetty. He had been fired! Fired from 8chan! Fired because they said his programming was not very good. What did they know?!?! Josh had a difficult childhood and he dropped out of school! But he survived and taught himself to code! He was a master of it. A tenacious, manly, master of coding.

Joshy decided to make his own website. It would be called 16chan.nl because it would be TWICE AS GOOD as 16chan. He made some rules for 16chan.nl. The rules were very strict.

3. Contain pedophilia.
Pedophilia must be contained within boards exclusively about child fetishism.
Boards about pedophilia must be text-only. No images.

This does not extend to drawn images, unless drawn in the likeness of a real child (as per US federal law).

Joshy was in charge and he was not allowing any naughty pedophiles except ones who liked stories and drawings or neko shota!

Soon Joshy's board was very busy and his adoring fans and users made their own board called /phile/. It had stories adoring Joshy, or Big J as they liked to call him in honor of his manhood! Joshy read the stories and found they made him tingle in his dingle dangle. He loved the stories.
Big J grinned at the wailing toddler strapped to the table. Billy, he was called, fresh out of the nursery; a name that Big J had overheard the parents speaking.

Billy was mostly white, with reddish colored hair on the top and Big J had abducted his victim easily when the parentss were distracted. He had realized how easy it would be after keeping the kindergarten under surveillance for weeks but even so he was flushed with his success in getting clean away.

Big J grunted as his pants tented. The cellar was bare but for a single electric bulb and he realised he had no need for them. He allowed his jeans to drop and his 'nightstick' to spring free. Drops of precum moistened the tip as he got out his knives.

Sadly though the mean channers shunned Joshy because of the lies of Frederick! LIES!!

Joshy had to close down 16chan because of the Feds because the meanies from 8chan turned the channers against him. It all went wrong but it was not Joshy's fault!!!! Joshy wrote a post.

Until next time my friends,
Josh
And that's the story of how Joshy woshy made a better website than 8chan and it was spoiled and ruined by pygmies jealous of Joshy's masculinity and genius.
 
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