How do I make my notifications stop screaming at me? - Why Sig is terrifying

[RUSSTORIAN X]

I empathize with your obvious pain, people coming into your house, sucking your dick, etc. But the screaming is very startling. Can you please make it stop?

 

[fag0t]

just go deaf its that easy

 

[MarineTrainedTardelby]

Maybe you shouldn't have gone into his house, sucked his dick, and called him gay

 

[RUSSTORIAN X]

I was really mad that day.

 

[cunnylord420]

shove up a jar in your ass record yourself doing it and send the video to @SIGSEGV
he will delete all the jumpscares in notime

 

[RUSSTORIAN X]

shove up a jar in your ass record yourself doing it and send the video to @SIGSEGV
he will delete all the jumpscares in notime

Do I have to write "Sig seg" on my ass like the last guy?

 

[Empresa]

you have like 1-2 secs before the obnoxious autoplay notifs start blasting. just be quick

 

[BlainetheAutismTrain]

Solution: Stop caring about Notifications like a faggot seeking asspats.

 

[banged 420 niggers since 1984]

you will never be black

 

[SIGSEGV]

You don't.

 

[RUSSTORIAN X]

*SIGH*

 

[Evan Ralph]

Try turning your speakers up to max before opening them. That should help

 

[RUSSTORIAN X]

Try turning your speakers up to max before opening them. That should help

I like to make sure media autoplays at top volume whenever I'm in a daycare, church or funeral home setting. Especially if my boss might be there.

 

[The Fool]

I know how to disable it.

But I will not tell you.