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  • Use a VPN if you can, especially if you live in a country where saying mean things is illegal. You can also use Tor.
  • also no underaged faggots. this site is NSFW. you must be 18 years or older to register. if you join anyway and talk about being underaged, you will be banned.

Please direct all questions you may have about the site to SIGSEGV or cjöcker.

You may have to wait for a moderator to approve your account after joining. Don't worry, this is to mitigate spam issues we've been having. If we accidentally flag your account as a spam account, you can email admin@lolcow.org and we'll rectify the issue.

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