holy shit even the subtitle is boring

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  • "I WANT THAT RANDOM TEXT AND I WANT IT NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW"
  • "No. No. No."
  • "It's always havest time at the Onionfarms"
  • "No."
  • "I want Dom to dom me!"
  • "A man begging to be deprived of his chat"
  • "He's fat and retarded make fun of him"
  • You have been banned for the following reason: Extremely Abusive Behavior.
  • "RAPE RAPE"
  • "it's about ethics in cleaning up your room bucko"
  • "Play Station."
  • "When everyone's a lolcow then no one is."
  • "I have pretty big poos, does that mean I'm not a virgin?"
  • "i read the welcome message and thought just kidding meant my account was rejected"
  • "<a class="username" href="/members/2/" data-xf-init="member-tooltip" data-user-id="2">@SIGSEGV</a> Did you make the technology board just to have a bear computer thread"
  • "shut the fuck up I genuinely despise eggs, i hope you die of eggs get the fuck out of my eggs you will never see my eggs i hope you choke to death on your own eggs you miserable egg"
  • "so uhhhh.... i lost my anal virginity"
  • In an ironic twist of fate, his brain became overloaded with NIGGER to the point where his skin started to turn black, and his teeth started to turn yellow, and his hair kinked up like a jew.
  • "I'm not a femboy. More of just a beta."
  • lol can you stop sending anal rape into people's notifications
  • help linux doesn't have corporate spyware how will ballmer know what i'm doing???
  • instead of using a time-traveling device to provide him with proper nurture like Lain-worshipping time-swifting weeb postmoralfags like <a class="username" href="/members/113/" data-xf-init="member-tooltip" data-user-id="113">@naught</a> would do.
  • explain why you need a sticker to rate posts as being fucked to death by a horse
  • funny poopies lalalalala
  • mmmmmmmmm i love being fucked in the ass
  • You have been banned<br/>Reason: Community Infighting.
  • but I don't know anything. i love eating shit and saying the nigger word. i am functionally retarded and the only lawyer in my family hates me.
  • You will never be a real egg. You have no yolk, you have no albumen, you have no membrane. You are a mammal twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
  • Similarly to Dom, lobsters in the 2000s had more serotonin than lobsters in the 2020s.<br/>As time tends towards infinity, their serotonin levels tend towards zero.
  • what's going on in thereBOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
  • we are the <i>real</i> social justice warriors
  • I was already told by people I was going to hell for having a disablility and being homosexual so I already knew my fate.
  • I gotta get my mental sanity back so please unblock me, please unblock me!
  • A lolcow forum is not for me. No more.
  • <a class="username" href="/members/5" data-xf-init="member-tooltip" data-user-id="5">@BeeFerret</a>'s statements made me want to fucking track him down and gut him like a fish for being so stupid and so evil
  • Sooner or later they will found my social media accounts and start attacking me, trying to destroy my life and take everthing I love from me.
  • There is nothing I can do to stop KiwiFarms....
  • I think a lot of people like my hairstyle of not having hair! They say I look cool, ready for anything and that the format of my head is nice.
  • With my SWORD and SHIELD I SHALL DEFEAT EVIL. EVIL WILL BE BANISHED. LOLCOW.ORG WILL BE DESTROYED. JUSTICE WILL BE DONE VILA LA REVOLUCION!!!!!!! CUBA LIBREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • <a class="username" href="/members/1/" data-xf-init="member-tooltip" data-user-id="1">@cjöcker</a> we have a canadian infestation
  • And we wouldn't want that now would we.
  • you're telling me doing discord-esque shit with a bunch of autists from a lolcow site led to a massive disaster? holy shit, i am genuinely surprised.
  • "What part of "Dom won, and all of us need to fucking rope ourselves" do you not understand?"
  • I WANT MY RIGHTS!!!! DOWN WITH THE SYSTEM! THE CAPITALISM!!! DOWN WITH NULL!!!! DOWN WITH KIWIFARMS!!!
  • The discord chat flashes on screen for a moment. It’s filled with neovag pics and MLP porn.
  • Freinds with benefits. i find it hard to tell if people are interested or not cause autism. I assumed that’s what you wanted.
  • I am sorry, goodbye : ( i am randomizing my account password without looking and throwing away the key, for my own sake, and yours ; ( take care
  • Stop contaminating the aryan purity of this forum with your discord faggotry
  • Everybody on this forum is a tranny.
  • Delet.
  • REAL Aryans are from Iran and North India. They're pretty rare these days. What Hitler, the self hating Jewish Homo Autist meant by Aryan, was actually Germanic people, who aren't as rare as actual Aryans.
  • you are a tremendous faggot
  • what's the largest thing you've inserted into your asshole
  • A baguette. The BBC got nothing on a French loaf, cause it's French and shit.<br/>Honestly, I'd like a huge French dick in my anus. Too bad it wouldn't work out with my anus' tiny radius.
  • >putting your own quotes in
  • <a class="username" href="/members/23/" data-xf-init="member-tooltip" data-user-id="23">@Schematic Metalwork</a> you're a terrible poster and i'm about to unleash my rage onto you if you keep being unfunny
  • nigger ape
  • "I mean the only N word we use on a daily basis in my house is Niggers. Fuck Niggers. Oh boy, I freaking hate Niggers."
  • Sorry i’m not a mentally ill shut in. - <a class="username" href="/members/4/" data-xf-init="member-tooltip" data-user-id="4">{o}P</a>
  • Doxing is just a commitment to get to know people better.
  • "ah just another nigger, we'll put you in the nigger box"
  • Archive more of his shit before he DFEs you retard.
  • Boogie should have just blown Frank
  • What did he mean by this?
  • Rotten teeth mouth-coochie
  • tbf i don’t want casual sex is that gayer?
  • kinda cringe but also kinda based
  • tfw when thread creation powers taken away
  • I’m sorry for posting gore i won’t do it again please let me add images for my kengle thread
  • I can’t deal with the fucking autistic bullshit. Just revert it.
  • Half of KF is gays and trannies, all of them do it.
  • I want assnapkins on official legal documents and acknowledged by the court system.
  • Null is fat. Null is fat.
  • Your average nigger says nigger 20,000,000 times a second, by the end of the day he's dropped so many n-bombs that the universe nigsploded and renigcarnated as the niggaverse
  • CONTACT!<br/><i>oh my god</i><br/>*chunk chunk chunk*
  • SIG coom for us
  • I've been diagnosed *BANG *BANG* *BANG*
  • It's an unfortunate reality that out Sisyphean hero is walking this road alone, the stone of Nostalgia is a burden that he doesn't seem willing to share.
  • Pack it up guys. We have no thread.
  • maybe the real manicposter was the friends we made along the way
  • welcome to the rape zone
  • Not sorry for double posting
  • I'm sick of passive aggressive faggots like you.
  • The internet would cut off and he would kill himself way before any of the scary niggers got to him.
  • Sig has farty pants.
  • we wuz trollz n shiet
  • The Israeli revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
  • "gee if society collapses maybe things would actually kind of suck"
  • I have no fucking clue how this guy hasn't forgotten how to breathe and I hope he dies in the most gruesome and painful way possible so justice gets brought to all the taxpayers bankrolling his frivolous lawsuits.
  • Opps, we ran into some problems, you have been null'd.
  • based<br/>fuck femoids
  • Absolutely and unapologetically based.
  • Good morning, I hate niggers so much it's unreal.
  • every one of those retards should be gassed
  • I want to wear dresses and excuse Japanese war crimes like the anime on TV
  • Unfortunately, your recent report has been rejected: Post in thread 'Best Transgender Dating Sites in 2021' - Everyone should be forced to read this so that they can suffer as much as I just did - SIG
  • i am sure i will almost cum in my panties the 1st time i hear someone say "Here you are, Miss Faggot".
  • Age:25-72, Location: Western Hemisphere (probably), Name: John Smith
  • On one hand, this is getting kinda autistic. On the other, I'd love to see someone doxed via fast food chains
  • Don't you like animes?<br/>Please???
  • Sometimes, I have weird, dark fantasies. This is because I am a gigantic faggot.
  • Seriously, though, think about this planet without humans on it. I think it would immediately improve. Imagine the candidates to replace humanity as the supreme sapient species
  • I think elephants probably are the moral superior of humans
  • I'd push the button but only if I got to witness the results. Fuck humanity. Worst species ever.
  • You're all bad people.
  • They are now running their very own bondage plushie business.
  • Imagine being so fat that you get doxed because of a fast food franchise that opened 6 months ago
  • Fuck them. They are thieves. I am in full support of criminalising their libtardery so they all end up meeting with a firing squad.
  • I was about to call you based because it sounded like you were threatening me at first, but then I read past the first five words and realized you're just being a retarded cringe nigger as usual.
  • I expect to not see this deporable behavior again
  • How dare you? This makes me so fucking MATI that I'm gonna need to nuke a fabela or two to calm the fuck down.
  • If fascism ever comes to power in the US, they should use the reddit IP lists for the camps.
  • This single post has earned me more Karma than the entirety of my main account lmao
  • "unnecessarily Jewish"
  • <span style="font-size: 26px">WE GOT OURSELVES A COUCH FUCKER BOYS</span>
  • hahaha yeah, random_novel.txt is a marvelous idea!
  • “I forgot about that sick freak Kengle”
  • So basically British Jontron became British Nostalgia Critic.
  • people don't like you and want you literally starving in the streets and your children sold off to tranny brothels by the state because you called someone a nigger in a video game.
  • He thinks i post gore when i only post neovags
  • help the advertisers don't want to have "DRINK COKE" next to dead children
  • We need a support group for NNN. Don't worry, group of guys getting together and talking about not masturbating is the straightest thing ever.
  • "All content on this website is factually correct and represents the views and opinions of Kenneth Engel Erwinhardt."
  • "We need to send him some nice Nigerian children so he can continue his shtick."
  • I am a man and I like everything. I love wet girls. Is there a girl peeing on me? Is there a girl who wants to see my dick?
  • The forum is a place of criticism. Even lolicon/zoophile porn is hosted on the site
  • A WEEB IS POSTING YAOI (WEEB GAY PORN) AND THE KIKESS IS UPVOTING IT THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT, A WEEB IS POSTING YAOI AND THE KIKESS IS UPVOTING IT.
  • don't worry no one will stop you from playing with your thomas the tank engine set
  • I'm literally so enraged you went from based blur to fucking wifebeater core
  • ANIME USERNAME ANIME USERNAME ANIME USERNAME ANIME USERNAME
  • Who is a bigger faggot OP or {o}P?
  • Is this gay Kiwi Farms fanfic hour or what?
  • I don't think Dom is gonna make it.
  • WHY DID HE PISS AWAY REAL FAME LIKE THAT? FOR DEEP, MEANINGFUL HUMAN CONNECTIONS?!!!!!?? FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!! HE COULD'VE BEEN A LEGENDARY ARTIST WITH MILLIONS OF FANS!!!!!!!
  • Jannies deserve the rope.
  • I'm sorry but illustrating hairy wolf tits doesn't exactly harness history, politics, emotion, social narrative or anthropology IMO.
  • oops we ran into some problems, you have been banned for spam, contact the ooperating retard in chief if this was done in error
  • jealous of this Schizopilled Kang because of how well he is taking his own Schizophrenia instead of the cope and the seethe (and eventually, the dilate) inside Naught's mind.
  • I am really gay and my lust for scottish cock can't be sated
  • A man deprived of his clothes
  • Not a lolcow.
  • “I am moving the train forum to lolcow.online”
  • {o}P is Kengle's son.
  • really lets memes take over his mind
  • "I imagine another woman strapping me"
  • I'm only 157cm. I'd get {o}Peed.
  • <a class="username" href="https://lolcow.org">https://lolcow.org</a> user and system administrator <a href="/members/1" data-xf-init="member-tooltip" data-user-id="1">@cjöcker</a> is built for BBC.
  • OI MISTER ADMISTRATAR
  • FUCK YOU. THE O IS ACCENTED.
  • should cjockers name be changed into niggers in order to comply with his incompetence?
  • Fun fact: <a class="username" href="/members/1" data-xf-init="member-tooltip" data-user-id="1">@cjöcker</a>'s name is pronounced "sea jerker".
  • See, this is why you're a lolcow.
  • very busy with my niggering
  • this is now a nigger hate/rekt thread
  • Stop being a lazy nigger and write your own cron jobs.
  • I miss the 1600s, the industrial revolution ruined everything.
  • I miss the 1500s. Back when the Sun still revolved around the Earth, the future seemed so much brighter. Global warming wasn't as scary back then when there was the possibility of just using some sort of massive net or something to catch the Sun once it came up.
  • don't troll me today
  • You're literally just quoting every post in every thread now.
  • He makes a thread on me and says "be my bf and ill delete the thread" I play along and follow it to the conclusion, yeah I did nothing wrong.
  • "does your MISTRESS know that you wored pants !! She should make sure you NEVER are allowed pants again, dear"
  • Today i learned that while fags have standards, {o}P does not.
  • It seems like the best course of action is to avoid Null if possible to avoid a ban.
  • the site that must not be named
  • It's like a right-wing ResetEra at this point
  • Word filters are not and have never been funny. This is some loving Something Awful bullshit
  • "Candice, how did you pay off your house?"<br />"My boyfriend and I had a fight over a five dollar bill so he tried to burn me and my insufferable son alive in it and my insurance company cut me a check."<br />"Dayum, girl, you're life is like a Horatio Alger story."
  • He is an asshole, a bitch, a liar and an annoying idiot... But why was the reason he really was banned?
  • on account of autism or anixety or something
  • "Don't advertise this site on the Kiwi Farms or I'll fucking beat you to death. Your attempts to failtroll Josh are not funny and are extremely faggy."
  • "the extreme voilence is the funnest part. slitting someones throat and watching them bleed out."
  • Welcome to neg rated oblivion.
  • Shut the fuck up with your victim complex, every mean thing I say to you is a joke. You don't sincerely think I'm that much of an incel do you?
  • "FFS stop rating me with the moon"
  • Kill yourself neurotypical.
  • Going into BP is too easy, that's like shooting fish in a barrel. If it's a community that harbors women, it's going to be dogshit.
  • If there's some hot BDSM action that I'm missing out, count me in. I've never tried getting dominated by a woman who is taller than I am, well, the exception being my mother.
  • "16 should be the drinking age so i can get drunk with my hookers"
  • Troll's remorse is gay, and inb4ing it won't stop me from bullying you for it
  • "made their own site to shitpost on (not gonna mention it)"
  • "Oh this is *gurnts* much less *moans* intimidating OH <b>GODDESS</b> YES RIGHT THERE!"
  • lolcow in 2021 - some rando on youtube in my suggestions that i seem to disagree with.
  • holy shit even the subtitle is boring
  • In 2007 i went through a phase on pissing on things instead of browsing 4chan
  • Well, today I had a "sissy attack"
  • I was having slight sissy disturbance since morning
  • I was bullied at school for having a tiny pecker, which is average but due to my obesity, it used to look like it's just an inch long
  • "terfy witchcraft book"
  • Just flooded a Discord server with tranny asshole, how are you lads doing tonight
  • "I pee from my balls due to complications."
  • "I like Bernie, come try and milk me."
  • "Alright, blocking any prolific liars I come into contact with, sticking them with the pedophiles who use the website to talk about vtubers"
  • i'm 6'6 I could break you in half
  • Correction, Gay Bones lives in your head rent-free.
  • Why do you sound so upset about this? lol Did you used to be neet?
  • Thread title sounds like them old phone sex commercials.
  • I feel like such a tranny talking about pokemon hm01 my dick off
  • I’m trying to save the site from disaster ala onion farms but like Kengle your ego is so massive that you refuse to listen.
  • anyone have any dox for sigsegv, cuddlypirate, troondraugur, fuckedup? or any of the janny faggots that keep banning me?
  • reee I'm a 4'5" asthmatic high-school dropout NEET but I'm fucking Immortal rank in DOTA2 so I should be allowed to use the sperm abnk
  • "Probably black IRL"
  • "You're gonna look so good on my ass. You're gonna make such a nice horse flank. All of the other horses are gonna love my big fat ass after I digest Lilo from <i>Lilo and Stitch</i>, and she becomes ass fat."
  • is this board your personal place to shit up now
  • Fuck you I thought someone posted CP you gave me a heart attack
  • Not going to lie, I love that goblin thing's design. But why fuck them?
  • Reinforced vaginal walls for BBC
  • Eerie also pisses with me sometimes in the bathroom even though he acknowledges he doesn't need to. He just likes to be part of what I'm doing.
  • Fucking all the time is a femenine trait
  • Josh's last stream where he shamed the black community for not starting a fucking pogrom
  • as a result of this Hyperinflaction the only 4 widely accepted currencies are Dogecoin, Reddit Karma, McDonalds' Discount Coupons and toe nails of onlyfans e-whores
  • "yo haha"
  • i was looking around in my porno discord servers
  • cjocker is spineless for not banning people who make fun of me.
  • My name is Dennis Thompson you retard, how many times do I have to say this?
  • I thought that I wanted to be a cute tranny cow on the Internet, and lite RP with people and act very feminine in chat rooms
  • It’s a women’s description so of course even if it’s a man getting castrated and they have to make it about themselves.
  • "I should warn you I'm high on morphine"
  • To achieve anorexia is to achieve complete control and mastery over the bodies desire and need for sustenance and nutrition. Binge-eaters and bulimics are merely failed anorexics.
  • Daily reminder the US government is evil.
  • Yes Bobi single no alcol no smoking yes camera yes Albania yes FB
  • your avatar is on point since you're fucking retarded
  • people act like shitting your pants is this big deal but it's really not
  • I'm not a Swedish tranny. He won't listen to me
  • i'd like to see kengle get hit with a boomerang
  • I'm not saying that the idea of a cuntboy doesn't exist, I'm saying that if you have a cunt then you're not a boy.
  • you have reached gangweed what do you want me to rate? or shall I quote something with a soyjak today?
  • "In my experience duckduckgo can be quite good for certain porn. Not kiddie porn, mind you, but legal porn."
  • please remember to also post your poopies in the <a href="/threads/poopie-thread.39">official poopies thread</a> as well
  • I MUST FIND MENTALLY ILL PEOPLE’S ADRESS TO SHOW HOW SMART I AM
  • i wrote a detailed plan in december about how i was going to peacefully join isis, including what airports i would use and how i'd travel
  • I drenched my pc with alcohol while it was on
  • I don't know who We is.
  • i wanna see chris cockvore a rubber woman
  • <a href="/attachments/1625715818420-png.8368/">that</a> looks like an id photo for an all-you-can drink gay tiki bar
  • Reason for banning: I'm bored
  • [<i>audibly farts</i>] Mmm! [<i>licks lips</i>]
  • uhhh no this is a popular lolcow u autist
  • Shitting my pants in public three times was an important rite of passage in my journey into foolishness
  • imagine a 28-year-old asian twink prancing around in his mom's dress jerking off to gay nazi fanfiction
  • Wrong, the next CWC will be the Kardashians.
  • LMAO imagine ever expending money.<br />What a retarded dyke.
  • That sounds stupid. Null was correct to ban you and all of your socks.
  • <a class="username" href="/members/68/" data-xf-init="member-tooltip" data-user-id="68">@snailslime</a> Negrate me one more time faggot and I will break your spine
  • If you try to convince this guy to do anything stupid I am banning you.
  • People like Zed and APC treat cyberbulling forums like serious shit
  • I was rigjt
  • You are a pathetic faggot who doxes people too gain a sense of power in your otherwise meaningless life.
  • yes youve reached the meds department
  • Side note: if I see Dr. Phil IRL I will rape him
  • "learn to laugh niggers because I got my fiddle"
  • By the end of this, Kiwi Farms will be experts in all things suicide and urn related.
  • Ode to the bouncher gets me so nostalgic for when i was 12(?). It reminds me of the gym changing rooms and the scent of deodorant for some reason
  • "LMAO POOPOO PEEE PEE SNEED? NEVER GONNA MAKE IT!"
  • she seems like the kind of lady who buys and uses animal/dragon dildos.
  • do you often jizz on your lunch?
  • like i can suck my own dick but i'd love to do it to someone else
  • You have been unbanned from the chat.
  • We some kinda oldfag squad now.
  • Fuck off null; your penis intrests me not.
  • Rather be Reddit than gay.
  • this new name sucks
  • lol!!! julay!!! bear computer!! faaaaaaaaaaaaart
  • anialtating
  • I was ironically hating all Jews until one tried to sell me a lawnmower at the flea market he said "never been used my friend 80 dollar just for you" and it had clearly been used like a day ago it had fresh cut grass and dirt on it. Like why even lie when I can see it? Fucking kike
  • Do you find the zootopia abortion comic hot?
  • You can't just DIDDLE your MOTHER, BRO! YOU CAN'T JUST DIDDLE YOUR MOTHER.
  • shut up
  • Saying that he enjoyed flexing his banhammer would be an understatement, he was not glad, he was euphoric, enlightened by his own dicklet resentment.
  • dirty disgusting splinter site user!
  • @An0misus, You are such a faggot it's painful to see you are still alive when I wake up and check the site
  • The longer you live and the older you get the worse conditon your body will be when you die, so live long nohull so I can live to see you shit yourself and die
  • I actualy do have a step ladder to reach high up cupboards in the kitchen
  • I've notified police. I'm done.
  • "muuuuh dad was a tranny so im allowed to be gay and annoying"
  • I have dedicated a full computer and HD monitor to show me only a security feed of my own car because NIGGERS are trying to STEAL my CAR
  • my vagina smells really bad
  • Dude. I made you read pony analingus.
  • also i started brushing my teeth again<br />feels so weird to have clean teeth
  • They had an actual spreadsheet of thought criminals, and they considered me one of the worst of them. I managed to snag a copy back in 2014.
  • yeah i enjoy not getting my ass kicked by my mother
  • I'm not mad at the Internet.<br /><br />I'm going to end the Internet.
  • Can we not debate international politics on the Dom Cruise thread
  • [/kengle]
  • "i hope you fucking die, i mean it. you have ruined one of my favourite things in the world."
  • <a class="username" href="/members/80/" data-xf-init="member-tooltip" data-user-id="80">@Arm Pit Cream</a> you have angered the chaos element, everyone who crosses me meets a foul end.
  • theres not enough animal cock in my childrens programs
  • he made this post saying that "the tomfoolery has metastatized"
  • <a class="username" href="/members/244/" data-xf-init="member-tooltip" data-user-id="244">@pogchink</a>: my dog isnt sexually stimulated by spanking
  • Id like to preface this by saying I like the idea of fucking the Boston Dynamics robodog
  • that's not how terrorism works APC
  • Why didn't Australia warn us about 9/11
  • Let's just fucking cull everyone under the age of 20 and start over
  • Lolcow.org is our evil spawn.
  • your feet better be fucken gorgeous
  • The venn diagram of people who create lolcow threads and people who are lolcows is a perfect circle.
  • Why Jim has the tranny tag?
  • Definitely, you cant just let some old whore bring you a diet mountain lightning
  • Hurting my friends over a sex tape I should have never worried about in the first place.
  • All I'm asking is we dial the clock back to the year 2000
  • Reject society<br />Embrace blogposting
  • Afterward, the user that got banned, SIGSEGV, would spawn Lolcow.org which he operates. Another splinter site known as Onion Farms was then created by Kengle and administered by SIGSEGV, and became somewhat of a joke.
  • SUPPORT LE HECKIN SODOMITES
  • the small cock was the last straw
  • it ends with Bartleby raping Sonic
  • he depicts modern Sonic fans as enemies of the people and the state that can and should be executed just for existing
  • Perhaps the biggest braphog is Sonic's brother, Manic
  • TOO many of you have EPICALLY FAILED
  • i still think of women sometimes when i jack off but i always want to be the woman in my fantasies and have my tinder set to men only. what am i
  • am I a retard for not knowing who brimstone is? Are they feline darkmage?
  • (no jews)
  • 3000 year old crusted pussy turned into a 6 year old underdeveloped pussy not suited for sex
  • Look at the size of my balls, and then kill yourself.
  • i wonder what it was like to be inside her
  • >he's banking on josh getting married
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