Holy fucking shit. I want to bang eggs so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the store I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of them online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with eggs. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six yolks in my boxers and knowing that those are yolks that should've been busted inside of an egg. I want them to have my mutant human/eggs.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors pet rock. I'd painted it duck egg blue and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my eggs box. I might not ever get to see eggs again.
SIGSEGV, I never chatted with you before. I have no chromosomes for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we posted, and why we died. All that matters is that today, few stood against Kengle. Shit-posting pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me admin privileges! And if you do not listen, the HELL with you!