Fuck them. They are thieves. I am in full support of criminalising their libtardery so they all end up meeting with a firing squad.
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    He ran a hand over her leafy posterior. A probing finger slipped in between, finding a hole. He knew little of the Gardevoir anatomy, but knew that any hole would work. He plunged his rock hard cock deep inside of her anus. It was white hot. A wave of pleasure washed over him before the first stroke. Gardevoir screamed in pain, her precious anus being pulled to four times its natural size. With each thrust she screamed louder, but David couldn’t hear it. The crevasse formed tightly over his shaft, gripping harder than his fist ever could. Before long he finally came, filling her sphincter with his seed. White mixed with black blood as he pulled out. Blood and feces dribbled out.
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    I'm surprised that "Karen" isn't a more popular porn category. Like, there's so much potential.

    Karen: "Excuse me, but do you have this milk in a different size? I need 2 liters, but you guys only have 1 liter!"

    Guy who looks really young, but trust me, he's an adult: "Umm... I'm not so sure, I'll have to check in the back."

    Karen: "Ugh, hurry up then."

    Guy goes in the back to look for the milk, but instead of looking for the milk, he peeks out the door to get short glimpses of Karen's milk jugs

    Guy starts touching himself, eventually unzipping his pants to start stroking his meat

    Camera pans to Karen's body, occasionally zooming in on Guy's face and pp, because fuck you

    Karen, after busting through the door: "UHH HELLO? WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG!?!?"

    Guy, quickly grabbing a bag of frozen chicken nuggets to cover his junk: "Uhh ummm nothing! I'm just looking for your milk!"

    Karen, while grabbing the back of nuggets: "THAT'S NOT MILK, THESE ARE NUGGETS YOU DUMBASS"

    The guy does a death grip on the bag, desperately trying to hide his junk

    Karen pulls it hard enough to break the guy's grip, exposing his hard cock

    Karen does that trademark Brazzers shocked face. You know, the one everyone makes on PornHub ads. You know what the fuck I'm talking about

    Karen: "What the fuck???"

    The guy: "No no no, it's not what it looks like! Please don't call my manager!"

    Karen walks away, but slips, and the guys penis magically slips inside of her

    They start fucking

    The porn ends with the manager walking in and saying "What the fuck???"
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    Stop trying to ruin the fun stupid kike
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    Can't say I'm a jew, but what are you getting pissed off for?

    P.S. Apologies, but I'm still not a jew.
    Hey can you not try to be an epic badass smug troll and try to ruin the fun for everybody cause you're hungry for upboats? Seriously kill yourself you retard, you're not funny and that you're trying to ruin everybody's fun by being smug makes you really the biggest loser around.
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    Woah... that's a good deep roast. This is some material that I can use for my main updooting operation on reddit, thanks mate.

    P.S. I saw what you meant mon, real sorry about that.
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