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  • Low effort faggotry like this won't save you from a ban. Post you, inserting a jar in your asshole as you promised, or take your ban like a man. Don't write checks you can't cash.
    DedEyes
    DedEyes
    Will you shut up if I swallow a USB charger and then film myself it out
    Brown Brickway
    Brown Brickway
    The deal was for anal jar insertion. You can use a small jar, but the deal is the deal. I'd say go for like a pesto jar, found in the pasta aisle. It may be the only hope you have of mostly preserving your starfish.

    By the end of the day.
    DedEyes
    DedEyes
    too late I swallowed it BUT you can see shit the charger out while i shove a jar up ass
    My new boyfriend cannot receive a blowjob like a normal human being Before I begin -- I know this is going to sound like a joke, but please trust that it is real. You can be as skeptical as you want, but I'm the one who has to live out this nightmare.

    I [24f] have been dating this new guy [26m] for the past 3 months and it's been going swimmingly. He's charming, funny, not a slob (important), we click, yada yada. The sex is also passionate and usually really good. His head game is on point and I reciprocate often. When giving him a blowjob he is vocal, which can't be said for many guys.

    There is only one issue. He has a very "memey" sense of humor, which I generally enjoy. When I'm going down on him, he'll squirm and moan, but will only say variants of

    Give me the succ

    In the past 3 months I have kept mental note of all of these variant interjections. They include but are not limited to

    She succ me

    She succ me through my boxers

    She succ me with no clothes on

    Succ baby succ

    I get the succ

    All aboard the succ train

    How to get the succ

    I'm like the Zucc but I get more succ

    60 minutes of succ

    Succy succy long time

    Fat succ

    She want to fucc but first she succ

    Damn she fine when she succ

    Deep succ

    She succ me to Mars

    She succ me to Antarctica

    She succ me underground

    Gimme dat first-class succ

    She got a masters in succ

    She got a PhD in succ

    Succ as a second language

    Suh Succ me like a hungry baby

    Succ me into an existential crisis

    Gimme dat succ-out-of-jail-free card

    Succ at a 100

    The first rule of succ club is give me the succ

    I swear this is all he will say. If you don't believe me, I failed nearly every creative writing class in high school so there is no way I could've come up with all that shit. At first I thought it was the funniest thing on the planet. It's still funny. But it's hard to do my job when I can't stop cracking up. It's getting to the point where I can't really give him oral anymore because I start cackling even before we begin.

    I kind of want him to stop because it's getting old, but then he will pull out some new outlandish phrase and grin devilishly as I struggle to pleasure him without choking on my own laughter. It's interfering with our foreplay at this point. We've spoken about it outside of the bedroom and he doesn't seem to take it seriously because I can't confront him about it without breaking down into bouts of laughter. And I kind of don't know if I want it to stop because it's so god damn ridiculous.

    Please help me figure out if this is becoming a problem or if I've entered some sort of succ twilight zone that bestows immortality.

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    Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid All that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas? I need to get myself away from this place I said, "Yup" what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go (go!) You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
    Source: LyricFind
    Songwriters: Gregory Camp All Star lyrics © Spirit Music Group, Warner Chappell Music, Inc, Music Sales Corporation

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