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  • Why did you have a sock here in the first place what is wrong with you
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    An0misus
    Yeah, sure thing naught, I'm not going to believe that claim, considering you're talking to {o}P and basically lying your ass off using his Pink Panther sock as a leverage point.
    You're a manipulative crook, just fucking admit you have 5 billion accounts in every website you visit.

    Close, I'll bookmark it.
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    ColourTheory
    ColourTheory
    ive missed you
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    An0misus
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    He ran a hand over her leafy posterior. A probing finger slipped in between, finding a hole. He knew little of the Gardevoir anatomy, but knew that any hole would work. He plunged his rock hard cock deep inside of her anus. It was white hot. A wave of pleasure washed over him before the first stroke. Gardevoir screamed in pain, her precious anus being pulled to four times its natural size. With each thrust she screamed louder, but David couldn’t hear it. The crevasse formed tightly over his shaft, gripping harder than his fist ever could. Before long he finally came, filling her sphincter with his seed. White mixed with black blood as he pulled out. Blood and feces dribbled out.
    Bad Gateway
    Bad Gateway
    I'm surprised that "Karen" isn't a more popular porn category. Like, there's so much potential.

    Karen: "Excuse me, but do you have this milk in a different size? I need 2 liters, but you guys only have 1 liter!"

    Guy who looks really young, but trust me, he's an adult: "Umm... I'm not so sure, I'll have to check in the back."

    Karen: "Ugh, hurry up then."

    Guy goes in the back to look for the milk, but instead of looking for the milk, he peeks out the door to get short glimpses of Karen's milk jugs

    Guy starts touching himself, eventually unzipping his pants to start stroking his meat

    Camera pans to Karen's body, occasionally zooming in on Guy's face and pp, because fuck you

    Karen, after busting through the door: "UHH HELLO? WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG!?!?"

    Guy, quickly grabbing a bag of frozen chicken nuggets to cover his junk: "Uhh ummm nothing! I'm just looking for your milk!"

    Karen, while grabbing the back of nuggets: "THAT'S NOT MILK, THESE ARE NUGGETS YOU DUMBASS"

    The guy does a death grip on the bag, desperately trying to hide his junk

    Karen pulls it hard enough to break the guy's grip, exposing his hard cock

    Karen does that trademark Brazzers shocked face. You know, the one everyone makes on PornHub ads. You know what the fuck I'm talking about

    Karen: "What the fuck???"

    The guy: "No no no, it's not what it looks like! Please don't call my manager!"

    Karen walks away, but slips, and the guys penis magically slips inside of her

    They start fucking

    The porn ends with the manager walking in and saying "What the fuck???"
    ColourTheory
    Hey can you not try to be an epic badass smug troll and try to ruin the fun for everybody cause you're hungry for upboats? Seriously kill yourself you retard, you're not funny and that you're trying to ruin everybody's fun by being smug makes you really the biggest loser around.
    ColourTheory
    ColourTheory
    Woah... that's a good deep roast. This is some material that I can use for my main updooting operation on reddit, thanks mate.

    P.S. I saw what you meant mon, real sorry about that.
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    banbanbanger
    banbanbanger
    HAAHA XAXAXA bet U SOOO FAt n SHORT that I could use u as a CAANNOONN ROUND n EPIC SLAM some NIGGATRANNY RIGHT ACROSS THE BLOCK!!!
    ColourTheory
    ColourTheory
    BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPsnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
    banbanbanger
    banbanbanger
    *BRRRRRRRRAP* OOOOOOHHH sniff that one
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